In recent months NHPUK has uncovered a shocking revelation regarding the Labour party’s objective on immigration. Marxism and small communist factions have long been criticised by opponents for their anti-British rhetoric.

Inside source and Labour councillor Anita Nuvajob told NHPUK that nationalist agendas are in fact a large part of the party’s intention, but to make this make sense we must first understand their use of the Communist Manifesto.

Historically speaking, Communism has failed in every effort, in every nation its crusty Bolshevik rainbow boots have stepped in. Labour seeks to accelerate this process (the vehicle being ULEZ compliant of course) and who better to lend a helping helping hand to the civil unrest of a once stable country? Labour Friends of Israel of course.

Marxism uses a wide variety of tactics such as ‘the long march through the institutions’ and the carrot dangling for those whose ambition is to win 1st place at the oppression Olympics, this excludes white people of course. Exceptions are made if you’re a white male, so long as you have no objection to reading inappropriate material to children whilst wearing burlesque attire.

The directive, backed by the ever increasing list of Muslim Mayors, aims to send the country into such disrepute that native Britons are left with little choice but to profess Nationalism as the best and only option, thus out of crisis comes order and civility again.

The Labour Party continue to create nationalists everyday with their political suicide regime. One spokesperson claimed in an act of selfless humility ‘I look forward to turning the boats back, my UBER licence has already been approved’.

NHPUK wish you all a wonderful April Fools’ Day.